Walkers... one word from what they truly are.

Didn't go for my midget bag of crisps idea, but who did, Pringles, a week after I received this letter.

Time for some almighty replies...

Some of you may remember my lovely letter to Lilets, with ideas for new ladies, products, well not only did they reply to me, but they sent me some free mens products as well which went into the winners basket... read on

Talking of poo...

This guy at the Birmingham academy helped me out no end!

Are you in the majority that think that Lemsip work? Well i'm not, all it does it make my poo turn a different colour. Now would you buy something that turned your poo a different colour but nothing else. Didn't think so, too much of a private joke really isn't it.

Also note how lemsip kindly point out that its for oral use, like your gonna smear your bottom in it, or rub it in your eyes.

Cheers LEMSIP. For absolutely nothing.

Aren't Condoms Brilliant...

Simple answer, no. The field of condom making is relatively unexplored, no matter how many times you find out you can get curry flavour. After a quick brainstorming session, it was time to write to durex and earn some kudos

Adrenalin Promotions gets two tickets to the gun show

Adrenalin promotions, as you may or may not know is a company that houses such people as strippers, cross dressers and poor tribute acts, as detailed in their catalogue which you could probably get your filthy mits on if you went here http://www.adrenalinpromotions.co.uk/

Anyway. Here is the photo I sent them, and 'application' for some work.

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onelosthousemate gets published. Well kind of

Fine, it may only be the Tynemill Times, but they were the first to recognise the many talents of a mythical "John Kirby" real name "onelosthousemate"

I cannot remember if I have posted photos of the afforementioned, but a few photos in the next post shall act as a reminder.

Yorkie Peters... well not quite.

I've just remembered Yorkie Peters. He was great. Last year I saw him playing Star Wars on his Yamaha on Broadstairs seafront.

Something as good as Mr Peters, if not better is Yorkie bars. They have the steve on their logo, as I found out on my way to a Margate game in Braintree.

It was time to write them a letter, and state my good intentions.

Note: Yorkie have still never got back to me.

Building Bridges With The Cool Kids of Leicester

For those not in the know, DOT is a Leicester Art group, all about getting the cool kids to do cool arty things in the East Midlands. What cooler than onelosthousemate? It was time to send a letter and spread the word

Scrounging Git.

This Letter probably isn't my finest moment, but if I could have got £5 off Mohammed Al-Fayed, then that would have been an awesome prize. Proves what a tight git he is.

Clive Roberts has the last word.

There will be no 100% Nice sign for the people of Dulverton Road. Clive tells me that any such sign put up without permission will just be taken down. He proves this because I told him the there was a sign put up outside my home without permission (albeit a sign about missing house keys) and the next day it was gone

I was gutted that I couldn't have a sign, but fair play to Clive for keeping his word. I don't think that man ever found his lost keys.

Never Brush your teeth again in protest.. Is the call from onelosthousemate

After this letter of reply from them regarding my ideas for Cider flavoured toothpaste and shark shaped brushes for adults. oh and brown paste.

They say, they've received ideas like that before from other customers...

I do not believe them, and if it is true, how come there not on the shelves of Asda.

Richard Peel

Has a new exhibition on at Trinity house, as part of slideshow, and here at last, is the letter that I wrote to him.

A Plea...

Go to ebay...type in "onelosthousemate" or item number 7408956832 and you will see you can join the project by buying a postcard.

Here for you lazyitis people is the description.

onelosthousemate is offering you the buyer the rare oppotunity to liberate a postcard, and fulfil its destiny.
This postcard was especially chosen from the charity shop collection, and if you the lucky bidder should win this postcard then not only will you own an original onelosthousemate scripture, but as stated you will of fulfiled an old postcards destiny.

Content of writing can be requested, as could an address...but it should be noted that on the event of you winning the postcard you have made a gentlemens agreement to liberate another postcard. One which you must venture to find, struggle with the authorities to liberate, and then finally party the night away as you send someone the card and fulfilling its destiny.

Upon winning the postcard you will also become part of a special art project blog, and will be notified of its whereabouts.Happy Bidding,onelosthousemate.

PS. There are 27 different postcards, photo is just an example, I even have one of a strange cat with no tail.i wanted to make each card 20p but ebay won't let me... if this makes you angry, i'll quite happily make you happy sometime further in the future, via the gift of something random and unexpected.

Now all i have to do is spread the word

Hello there...

Sorry, not an update, just a test because my blogger is playing up, bit worried I might lose everything actually, anyhow, hope anyone reading this can just leave a comment telling me they can see this

Have a nice day, do something arty

onelosthousemate