The prize fund bolstered, and boy does it smell good...

After David Franklin AKA Pongo air fresheners sent me five air fresheners, to keep me quiet and smelling particularly good.

Al Bowley... I reply to thee.

It was a long thought out process of about half an hour which led to the Al Bowley reply, and here it is!

Onelosthousemate launches Project 1000

Project 1000 has been launched.

All you have to do is be the 1000th person to visit this blog, get evidence that you are indeed the 1000th person (via photo or the print screen button is best) and send it to me.

You will be given a free onelosthousemate artwork. Lets not forget these bad boys both sold at The City Gallery and won prizes so this is no rubbish prize.

So, be 1000, get evidence, win prize. Simple. Unless some random Turkmenistani looks on it and claims the prize.

All my love

onelosthousemate

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www.lettersofonelosthousemate.blogspot.com

Reply from a most unlikely candidate.

So when I send off however many letters I do every week, i don't really expect to get a reply from alot of them.

Probably so far the one I expected least would have been from the council in reply to my putting up of a sign saying Dulverton Road : 100% nice. Alas they did get back to me, and they had some very interesting news...

The project for the sign was well and truly up and running.

A most neighbourly idea...

Would be to stage a neighbour of the week competition. So we put the idea about to around 30 of the best houses on Dulverton Road. To this date, no one has replied to us.

Chas And Dave.

Chas and Dave are by far the best people in the world ever. I love them. So when the oppotunity came up to see them in Margate we had to go, even if it was on a sunday and I was working all day.

We had a great time, as proven by mickkkkkky's massive grin having his photo with Dave. But the food was awful. If I had the photo on me i'd post it of my awful food, but it is on my broken PC so maybe later.

Anyway, I know my letters are getting a bit more like complaints recently, but Nick Taylor, head of food was about to find a letter on his desk.

Margate FC - A Place for heroes.

The whole explanation for this letter is a bit hard to explain, so simply here it is.

Ribena want to know more about YOU!

Ribena want to know more about you.

about what you do, how you drink it, when you started drinking it. ETC ETC

It says so on the side of the bottle. So pay more attention, get a pen out, and tell them all your lovely facts.

Bank of China - Kings of the spam

SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM - gets on my tits too looking at my emails, its like a constant reminder that actually you have no friends and your alone in the internet world.

Still everyday I get emails from the bank of China, saying if I tell them my underpants size, they will give me lots of money...

Well they will never get my size, and only receive a nasty letter.

Park Services Area 5 = Rubbish

Have you ever been to Bede Park, quite possibly the worst excuse for greenland since greenland...

well its awful, but not according to park services area 5, they think its a haven of fun and art for all the family, naturally, I had to write to them.