Talking of poo...

This guy at the Birmingham academy helped me out no end!

Are you in the majority that think that Lemsip work? Well i'm not, all it does it make my poo turn a different colour. Now would you buy something that turned your poo a different colour but nothing else. Didn't think so, too much of a private joke really isn't it.

Also note how lemsip kindly point out that its for oral use, like your gonna smear your bottom in it, or rub it in your eyes.

Cheers LEMSIP. For absolutely nothing.

Aren't Condoms Brilliant...

Simple answer, no. The field of condom making is relatively unexplored, no matter how many times you find out you can get curry flavour. After a quick brainstorming session, it was time to write to durex and earn some kudos

Adrenalin Promotions gets two tickets to the gun show

Adrenalin promotions, as you may or may not know is a company that houses such people as strippers, cross dressers and poor tribute acts, as detailed in their catalogue which you could probably get your filthy mits on if you went here http://www.adrenalinpromotions.co.uk/

Anyway. Here is the photo I sent them, and 'application' for some work.

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onelosthousemate gets published. Well kind of

Fine, it may only be the Tynemill Times, but they were the first to recognise the many talents of a mythical "John Kirby" real name "onelosthousemate"

I cannot remember if I have posted photos of the afforementioned, but a few photos in the next post shall act as a reminder.

Yorkie Peters... well not quite.

I've just remembered Yorkie Peters. He was great. Last year I saw him playing Star Wars on his Yamaha on Broadstairs seafront.

Something as good as Mr Peters, if not better is Yorkie bars. They have the steve on their logo, as I found out on my way to a Margate game in Braintree.

It was time to write them a letter, and state my good intentions.

Note: Yorkie have still never got back to me.