Walkers miss the best oppotunity of their lives...

Because I sent them a letter telling them to make smaller crisps for midgets and circus freaks...

and then a week after that Pringles bring out the mini packs like they've been reading my mail via the gift of google earth... weird

The Flyering Bitches.

You may remember from www.photosofonelosthousemate.blogspot.com about my big thing with the flyering bitches of revolution....

Well heres the letter they got later that day...

Sean Martin Gregory, looking mischievious with a Moustache.

Sean Martin Gregory was a man, a man with a task, a man who sold a photo of himself on ebay...

Sean Martin Gregory, was and maybe still is the man who is looking mischievious with a moustache.

Now I would say that photos of random people on ebay wouldn't really interest me (alas see the latter photos of Andy Magee.) But this one did interest me, because when I saw the description he had left an address...

My mind was made up already, I was writting a letter to Sean... and I'd send him a photo.

Mr Bowley... at least you tried.

and then fobbed us off to some other bloke, who is probably so old he won't be able to read it anyway.

However, there is now a new prize HURRAH.

So now we have an Edinburgh crystal cut whiskey glass, 5 air fresheners and a government guide to advertisements, which has been highlighted by me, to see if there was any way of getting the sign..

YES!

The best ride by far...

Is midland mainline of course... Who else would I write to with a headline like that.

Theres a magical place...

we're on our way there, its called CHRISTMAS ISLAND... which is infinitely better then Toys R us


***Spoiler Alert***

I do actually get a letter back from these people so don't forget this post.

When theres something bad, and it don't look good... who are you gonna call?

Dear Deirdre of course, because she can solve any problem personally as long as you send her an SAE. Genius

Everyone dreams of being an astronaut...

don't they?

It wasn't all in my head.

It wasn't all in my head. For a brief moment, the residents of Dulverton Road were almost semi famous for five and a half lines down the side of the Leicester Mercury. Unfortunately we never made it that far. We had so many entrants, we were 100% nice but somehow the damn paper decided not to print anything about us. Leicester Mercury less than 100% nice.

Anyway the chap who came round for the big showbiz interview (and got a man sat around in his pants) was very nice, and I decided to let the Leicester Mercury know this, after all, I am not a man to hold a grudge, unless they give me a very very good reason....

Some Funky Ideas for Colgate.

Had some choice ideas for Colgate. Make it more interesting, so people want to brush there teeth more so everyone stays healthy. Sounds easy really doesn't it? Surely you can't get ill from cleaning your teeth alot, there'll be no thing as too much so I won't even use those words.