Mr Bowley... at least you tried.

and then fobbed us off to some other bloke, who is probably so old he won't be able to read it anyway.

However, there is now a new prize HURRAH.

So now we have an Edinburgh crystal cut whiskey glass, 5 air fresheners and a government guide to advertisements, which has been highlighted by me, to see if there was any way of getting the sign..

YES!