A few days later....

A few days later, I had successfully posted all my letters, knowing all to well, that Q, NME, FHM and Tony Blair would be opening my letters today! I was very excited. The idea that the nations leader would today be opening a letter from me John Kirby, and would help me with my future endeavours.

I took a caramel bar to work, and like most of us always do there, studied the newspapers before the first customers made their way for the first pint of pale of the day.

Imagine my joy when I discovered that Tony Blair, on thursday the 11th of august, would have the pleasure of reading my letter, on HOLIDAY!

I clearly felt I was making people happy, and I was happy, I was sure I had my first confirmed 'hit' and he was reading it in comfort.

It was now time to make more people happy. It was time for another letter....