One for the students...

Think about how much damage you are doing to your body drinking everyday. I don't mean just drinking in general.

During my time at university, I drank some hideous shit, and did some very silly things, none of which I really regret, but alas I do think about what damage I have done to my internal organs.

I think I may have taken a year or two off my life, which isn't really George Best esque, but thats a whole year I won't be able to play Football Manager 2069 on the new super duper PC.

I'm dying in 2069 by the way, natural causes. You've ruined your body, or your in the process of doing it now. HOW MUCH warning do you get? Drink in moderation. But surely if you set yourself a target of a bottle of vodka a day, then that is your moderation, and you'll end up looking like grotbags by the time your 27.

Its time to get crazy warnings on beer too, lets educate the chavs, so they know when there going to die, and then we can take X amount of joy in it.

This is my letter to Coors Brewers, demanding compensation