The Future is Bright(er) the Future rhymes with Orange.

Feeling proud with myself that I was on my way to a record deal, as well as being in my first music video I now felt that there was some serious money to be made.

I was to use my lyricism as a mode of making money, and who better to exploit then a company who apparently have no single word that rhymes with them. What a challenge.

Well the fictional story goes that I spent weeks in the studio with some of my a-list friends, working on words that rhymed with Orange (as in the phone company). After those weeks, i emerged with some of the best work of my life knowing that as soon as orange read my letter, they would be sold and I would be rolling in it.

The true story is that I wrote it in a pub on a sunday with a hangover still hanging around from the night before. I had about a 3 minute convo with words that might rhyme and then decided to write my letter anyway. Knowing that there would be no hope in hell that Orange would ever get back in contact with me ever, ever..... ever.