So you've just starred in your first music video...

what do you do?

wait for the royalties to roll in, the celeb parties and Jodie Marsh claiming you're shit in bed in the people on a sunday?

NO you write to EMI asking them for a record deal. It must be a pretty easy decision to make for them as well. I've just starred in my first video, I wrote parody songs for demon fm and performed them too. I won a dancing competition in year six.

In short I was on the up. I was a rising star, in heat magazine I would be top of the hot-o-meter.

I really needed to sell this idea to EMI, so I put on my serious hat, thought about it seriously and then began

To the lovely people at EMI, (I was onto a winner)