Zummo, the people who lie.

When we all went down on our merry way to Margate so see the beauty of Chas and Dave in performance (with Mick on drums) we stopped off in Newport Pagnell.

Lovely place for onelosthousemate photos, not so good for demonstrations of zummo juicing machines, and when i was rejected a demonstration, well, thats where the letter came in.

Also in this letter post, i'd like to show you just how elaborate a machine you can create just to juice a bloody orange, its ridiculous. I really hope something bad happens to Newport Pagnell which entails no human hurt feelings, because they were all lovely and old, apart from the rejection, which still cuts me deep.

Sporting the zummo machine and a lovely Tostao Kwashi Margate FC football shirt is my good friend and fellow suferer, Shaun.