The work of a guerilla / gorilla ?

So who would have thought that my writing ways would rub off first on Alan? Step forward you have just won yourself a weekend in beautiful skegness.

So he wants to write a letter does he? Well i'll have you know I INVENTED LETTER WRITING!!!

And you don't even want to send it, you want to hide it away at the end of the day in the middle of all the quiz sheets for it never to be seen again.

You want that letter to not forfill its destiny.... well i am a cunning man, a man of many disguises. A man who can pull paper out of a bin. I am like a subtle elephant. Because elephants never forget and I knew.

I would send Alans letter off to o2 with him complaining. I would add it to my letters because I was sending it.

All i had to do was find o2's address, and decifer what Alan was saying.

See for yourselves.