Nice or Nasty ???
Now whilst all this was going on, i.e the letters and photos of onelosthousemate, we were starting to have alot of fun around our good road of the Dulverton variety. This started off with decorating our bin with an old Masters of the Universe figure, which went on to putting tiny toy soldiers on there, which moved to chalk outlines, which moved to making a parking space, which moved to making a small fictional farm.
Now during one savage day before the weekend some little bastard had ruined our bin, and we became highly suspicious of the dirty gypo's living two doors down, who wouldn't? They're gypo's, they probably wanted our bin as a tidy new house.
To sort this matter out we put up a bin sign outside our house telling people of the bad news and how we were asking everyone on monday to retrace their steps so we could find the gits who did it.
Unfortunately no-one owned up to the crime, so we had to think of another way of sussing out who was a good guy and who was a bad guy.
It was then that we came up with quite possibly the best idea in the world.
We would write out a letter to everyone in the street and ask them if they were nice or nasty.
Essentially we were holding the first ever Dulverton Road nice or nasty poll.
We photocopied the letter, put them in nice envelopes and at around quarter to midnight posted all our letters down the street. We were confident that we had so many nice people on the road we couldn't help but not find the dirty bastards who did this to us.
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