I have a problem with chinese people...

But only a few of them, so don't start calling me a racist.

When we moved into our beautiful house, it would appear it was left in a hasty state because the chinese people who lived here before us chalked up debts somewhere near that of the third world.

So after a few months of being told Mr Wong lived in my room, and after i'd searched high and low in my room, it was time to set Tiscali straight.

(Incidently they haven't sent another letter since.)